A Trip To The Doctor

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3 months 4 days ago #17110 by greyhound73772
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A woman and a sickly baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

“Breast-fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did.

He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is underweight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, my daughter is still trying to find parking, but I’m glad I came in.

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3 months 3 days ago #17111 by larryf
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:) :)

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2 months 1 week ago #17119 by Damon Tuscany
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heheheheheheheeeeeheheheh

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